Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian
John Prine

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Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
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For the land of the tall palm tree
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Aloha Old Milwaukee, Hello Waikiki
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I just stepped down from the airplane when I heard her say,
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"Waka waka nuka licka, waka waka nuka licka
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Would you like a lei? Eh?"

CHORUS
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian. Whisper in my ear
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Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini are the words I long to hear
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Lay your coconut on my tiki - What the hecka mooka mooka dear
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian - Say the words I long to hear

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It's a ukulele Honolulu sunset -Listen to the grass skirts sway
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Drinking rum from a pineapple out on Honolulu Bay
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The steel guitars all playing while she's talking with her hands
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Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka
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Words I understand Hey!

CHORUS
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian. Whisper in my ear
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Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini are the words I long to hear
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Lay your coconut on my tiki - What the hecka mooka mooka dear
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian - Say the words I long to hear
 
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Well, I boughta lota junka with my moolah
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And sent it to the folks back home
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I never had the chance to dance the hula
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Well, I guess I should have known
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When you start talking to the sweet wahini walking in the pale moonlight
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Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-boccas
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Hope I said it right Oh!

CHORUS
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian. Whisper in my ear
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Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini are the words I long to hear
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Lay your coconut on my tiki - What the hecka mooka mooka dear
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian - Say the words I long to hear 
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian - Say the words I long to hear

Aloha!